9 Compilation of quotes from Bob’s Burgers show and movie

Funniest quotes from Bob's Burgers

1 . No matter what I say, Stop me when I have had sixteen. – Linda

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Linda is one of the funniest and relatable characters on the show. Her drinking and love for snacks are the only continuous joke on the show.

2 . Well, I’m glad you kids are excited, because I am going to kill myself.” – Bob

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Bob’s family is one of the most precise and accurate representations of a family. Bob being a loving and awkward father is what makes this sitcom different from all others.

3 . A no is just a yes upside – down. – Tina

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Indeed a classic trademark Tina line. This was possibly the worst attempt in the history of sitcoms to win an ‘emergency garlic’ for your store.

4 . Bob: Gene, what are you wearing? Gene: “Trash Fashion. I call it ‘Trash-Ion’.

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Gene Belcher is a fashion icon for wearing trash and he doesn’t care about anyone’s opinion. Throughout the show, Gene has been daring, bold and of course a trendsetter.

5 . Got to keep the players happy. Flirt a little, wink a little. – Tina Belcher

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Opening an underground casino when your parents aren’t at home? Sounds fun! That’s exactly what happened in the Season 3 episode ‘The kids run the restaurant’. One of the most hilarious episodes along with Tina’s urbanity and charm, is definitely a cherry on top.

6 . I’ve logged over 3,000 fantasy hours on my relationship. – Tina

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Another Tina being Tina scene, where she allowed two boys Josh and Jimmy Jr. to fight and win her affection for the school dance.

7 . Our toaster is also confused. It doesn’t know why we put bagels in it. –Tina

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How do you stop a shark from destroying your whole town? According to Tina, her plan would work because ‘Our toaster is also confused. It doesn’t know why we put bagels in it.’ A confused toaster and a confused shark, yes both are the same. Classic Tina!

8 . Time for the charm bomb to explode. – Tina

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This scene is one of the most awkwardly funny moments of the show. Tina tries to save Belcher’s restaurant from the food critic but instead scares him off.

9 . Uhhhhhh…. – Tina

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This list would be incomplete and it would be a crime to not include Tina’s iconic Uhhhh. Tina is often yelling a five-second Uhhhh throughout the show, which becomes a part of her personality. It personifies her perfectly and captures the essence of her character.

9 Compilation of quotes from Bob’s Burgers show and movie

1. No matter what I say, Stop me when I have had sixteen. – Linda

2. Well, I’m glad you kids are excited, because I am going to kill myself.” – Bob

3. A no is just a yes upside – down. – Tina

4. Bob: Gene, what are you wearing? Gene: “Trash Fashion. I call it ‘Trash-Ion’.

5. Got to keep the players happy. Flirt a little, wink a little. – Tina Belcher

6. I’ve logged over 3,000 fantasy hours on my relationship. – Tina

7. Our toaster is also confused. It doesn’t know why we put bagels in it. –Tina

8. Time for the charm bomb to explode. – Tina

9. Uhhhhhh…. – Tina