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I need a coffee, a vacation and a bag full of cash. That's all
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" I need a coffee, a vacation and a bag full of cash. That’s all "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date January 29, 2021
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As the semester goes on, my expectation from my grades get lower and lower
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" As the semester goes on, my expectation from my grades get lower and lower "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date January 29, 2021
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The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single one of them.
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" The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single one of them. "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date January 29, 2021
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If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb to your ego and jump to your IQ.
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" If I wanted to kill myself I’d climb to your ego and jump to your IQ. "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date January 29, 2021
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Unless you name is google, stop acting like you know everything.
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" Unless you name is google, stop acting like you know everything. "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date January 29, 2021
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Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day
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" Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date January 29, 2021
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I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere.
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" I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere. "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date January 29, 2021
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We will be the old people causing troube at the nursing home
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" We will be the old people causing troube at the nursing home "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date January 29, 2021
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I'm more attracted to fictional characters than real people
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Funny

" I’m more attracted to fictional characters than real people "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date January 29, 2021
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I swear we are fighting two pandemics. Coronavirus and Stupidity
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" I swear we are fighting two pandemics. Coronavirus and Stupidity "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date January 29, 2021
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I may act okay, but deep down I need more clothes
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Funny

" I may act okay, but deep down I need more clothes "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date January 29, 2021
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Basically, if you don't text me first, we'll never talk
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" Basically, if you don’t text me first, we’ll never talk "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date January 29, 2021
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Everything I like is either expensive, illegal or doesn't text back
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Funny

" Everything I like is either expensive, illegal or doesn’t text back "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date January 29, 2021
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At night I can't sleep,In the morning I can't wake up.
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" At night I can’t sleep,In the morning I can’t wake up. "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date January 29, 2021
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If you wanna impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.
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" If you wanna impress me with your car, it better be a food truck. "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date January 29, 2021
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Some people aren't just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.
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" Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone. "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date January 29, 2021
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I'm an over thinker, so if you don't give me an answer, I'll come up with one.
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" I’m an over thinker, so if you don’t give me an answer, I’ll come up with one. "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date January 29, 2021
Some days, I conquer the world. Other days it takes me three hours to convince myself to shower.
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" Some days, I conquer the world. Other days it takes me three hours to convince myself to shower. "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date January 27, 2021
I wonder how many calories some idiots burn by jumping to conclusions
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" I wonder how many calories some idiots burn by jumping to conclusions "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date January 27, 2021
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands
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" A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date January 27, 2021
I'd like to cancel my subscription to 2021, I've experienced the free trial and I'm not interested
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" I’d like to cancel my subscription to 2021, I’ve experienced the free trial and I’m not interested "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date January 27, 2021
I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.
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" I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke. "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date January 27, 2021
I set my alarm early so that I have time to lie in bed and be sad about having to get up
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" I set my alarm early so that I have time to lie in bed and be sad about having to get up "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date January 27, 2021
I need a six month vacation twice a year
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" I need a six-month vacation twice a year "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date January 27, 2021
You never realise how boring your life is until someone asks you what you do for fun.
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" You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you do for fun. "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date January 27, 2021
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When I say I won't tell anybody, my best friend doesn't count.
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" When I say I won’t tell anybody, my best friend doesn’t count. "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date January 27, 2021
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I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food
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" I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food "

  • Post author By Frady Lal
  • Post date September 30, 2020
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" I ever have any back-up dancers, I want the penguins from Madagascar "

  • Post author By Frady Lal
  • Post date August 23, 2020
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" Two things are infinite. The Universe and human stupidity…and I am not sure about the universe "

  • Post author By Frady Lal
  • Post date August 23, 2020
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning
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" They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning "

  • Post author By Frady Lal
  • Post date August 14, 2020
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