Epic Quotes From Monty Python and the Holy Grail

1. When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. -Graham Chapman

2. One, two, … five!” “Three, my lord. -Graham Chapman

3. I am known by many names, but you may call me…Tim. -Graham Chapman

4. Help, I’m being oppressed. Come and see the violence inherent in the system. -Graham Chapman

5. Camelot is a silly place. -Graham Chapman

6. Now go away or I will taunt you a second time. -Graham Chapman

7. Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he can provide us food and shelter for the night he can join us on the quest for the Holy Grail. –Graham Chapman

8. Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? -Graham Chapman

9. We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing! -Graham Chapman

10. Old Man: I think I’ll go for a walk…. Man: You’re not fooling anyone, you know– (to Cart-​master)

11. A scratch? Your arm’s off!” “No it isn’t.”

12. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. -Graham Chapman

13. She turned me into a newt. …But I got better. -Graham Chapman

14. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. -Graham Chapman

15. Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue over who killed who. -Graham Chapman