1 I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
Let’s not hurry and release embarrassing truths, let’s have a more convenient lie
2 You smell like hidden motives, get away from me
Had so much going on in life. I can smell conspiracies from fake people
3 I didn’t change; I just grew up.If you can’t convince them, confuse them
Yeah I just grew up, which you didn’t, that’s how I become somewhat better now
4 When a bird hits your windshield, have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
What does God do with you when he’s angry, slings birds obviously. Because that’s how it works
5 Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you respond to it
It’s all about how you react to your life. The choices are what decide your future
6 Remember, it’s just a bad day – not a bad life
One day that’s gone wrong doesn’t mean you’d hate your life for it.
7 Live your life and forget your age
Life shouldn’t be counted in days or age. But in moments lived.
8 For all the people who make me laugh – thank you
Laughter is the best medicine. Thanks to all my unpaid pharmacists
9 Always love your friends from your heart, not from your mood or need
Friends are the charm of your life. Not your resources to be valued according to your need.
10 The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude
It’s how you deal.with the bad day that makes it better or worse.
11 3 horrible things in life: 1) Slow Internet. 2) Slow Internet. 3) Slow Internet
Like what would be worse than buffering in between your favourite anime. Slow net is the worst curse of them all.
12 I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them
How convenient it is to blame the others’ intelligence for my own lack of thinking ability.
13 The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
Obviously. One would never know the movie name. But the acting would be phenomenal.
14 Be smarter than your smartphone
Life is a lot more than a smartphone. Live it beyond that
15 Everybody wishes they could go to heaven, but no one wants to die
We all want to see the best outcomes without following the steps in the process
Epic Quotes for Social Media
1. I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
2. You smell like hidden motives, get away from me
3. I didn’t change; I just grew up.If you can’t convince them, confuse them
4. When a bird hits your windshield, have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
5. Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you respond to it
6. Remember, it’s just a bad day – not a bad life
7. Live your life and forget your age
8. For all the people who make me laugh – thank you
9. Always love your friends from your heart, not from your mood or need
10. The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude
11. 3 horrible things in life: 1) Slow Internet. 2) Slow Internet. 3) Slow Internet
12. I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them
13. The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
14. Be smarter than your smartphone
15. Everybody wishes they could go to heaven, but no one wants to die
