1 The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once
When you forget your partner’s birthday, you would be reminded about the same. This makes you remember the occasion. However, you might forget it the next time.
2 Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery
There is no guarantee provided in life. Even in marriage, it’s not possible because ups and downs happen. They are unpredictable in nature.
3 All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble
Marriage is a happy concept. Once you start living together, you realize the challenges of it. Often, reality opens our eyes on various concepts.
4 Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven’t been able to find anybody who’ll take what I have to give
In marriage, you need to give and take often. For this, you need to get a partner who is willing to do so. However, people often refuse to do this.
5 Marriage is an adventure, like going to war
War is about fighting and resolving conflicts. Likewise, marriage is about solving challenges and dealing with conflicts in a relationship. Marriage is an adventure of wars.
6 I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life
When you want to annoy the person you love, you do it mostly for fun. This happens because of your relationship. Marriage is the next step for the relationship.
7 Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up
When you get married, you put on the wedding ring. This marks the start of your marriage. As the marriage progresses, you realize that being married isn’t an easy task.
8 One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again
When you are married, you tend to fall out of love. However, you stay together because of marriage. Once the sparks return, the marriage becomes stronger as well.
9 Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering
The engagement ring is a step behind to the wedding. The wedding ring is the beginning of a marriage. After marriage, you suffer from lots of challenges which can be overcomes gradually.
10 The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret
There’s no secret of a happy marriage in reality. Rather, it depends on the efforts of the couple. Different couples have different ways to strengthen their bond.
11 I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late
You think that marriage will give you happiness but it doe4sn’t work that way. There will be challenges and you need to overcome them. Happiness grows with time not instantly.
12 Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight
When in love, you tend to be oblivious to things around you. Marriage is a reality check to those things. You realize many things which you haven’t realized before.
Epic Funny Quotes About Marriage
1. The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once
2. Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery
3. All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble
4. Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven’t been able to find anybody who’ll take what I have to give
5. Marriage is an adventure, like going to war
6. I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life
7. Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up
8. One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again
9. Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering
10. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret
11. I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late
12. Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight
