Epic Funny And Inspirational Quotes About Being Single

best funny quotes about being single

1 . I’m single because I was born that way

I'm single because I was born that way

When you are single, you are alone. You have no romantic interest in someone and would want to be independent. You are born to be single because you deserve a headache-free life.

2 . Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility

Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility

When you are single, you become irresponsible because there is no one to take care of you. You become care-free while being single. It becomes a nice thing for many reasons.

3 . I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it

When you are single, you can have feelings for someone without any commitment. You can imagine scenarios in your head with your crush. You can date them without them knowing about it and have fun thinking about it.

4 . Being single doesn’t necessarily mean you’re available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says “Do Not Disturb” on your heart

Being single doesn't necessarily mean you're available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says u0022Do Not Disturbu0022 on your heart

When you’re single and not ready to mingle, you don’t make your heart open for love and relationships. You tell other people about it when they try to date you. You enjoy the freedom from being single.

5 . Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly

Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly

When people get married, they face an adventure full of ups and downs. They are cowardly because they are risking themselves unnecessarily. When single, your independence makes you brave.

6 . You are the guy who’ll decide where to go

You are the guy who'll decide where to go

When you are single, you can do whatever you want. You can call the shots without anyone’s approval. You go ahead wherever the wind takes you and you decide that yourself.

7 . I love being single. It’s almost like being rich

I love being single. It's almost like being rich

When you’re rich you have loads of wealth for yourself. Likewise, when you are single, you have lots of time for yourself. You don’t need to find time for relationships and the world becomes yours.

8 . Being single is the only medicine you can take to cure yourself from the diseases of betrayal, infidelity and lies

Being single is the only medicine you can take to cure yourself from the diseases of betrayal, infidelity and lies

When you are dating someone, you tend to come across lies and infidelity and this gives you a massive headache. To cure yourself, be single. It brings relief to you like no medicine can ever do.

9 . Single (adjective) – Too fabulous to settle

Single (adjective) - Too fabulous to settle

When you are single, you become too fabulous to settle. You know your worth and refuse to adjust it for someone. You enjoy your independence with no fear of being lonely.

10 . I’m happy with my relationship status: I’m about to get married. I just don’t know to who yet

I’m happy with my relationship status: I’m about to get married. I just don’t know to who yet

When you are single, you keep looking for the one. You keep making up fantasies of love and marriage with people in your head and enjoy the thrill from it. You enjoy the lack of commitment in your life.

11 . Your single not because you are not good enough for one, it’s that you’re too good for the wrong one

Your single not because you are not good enough for one, it’s that you’re too good for the wrong one

When you decide to be single, you would want to wait until you meet the right person. You set your bar at a high value to attract the best one. When you do this, you’re too good for the wrong and enough for the right one.

12 . As a self-described idealistic, I never consider myself as single. I like to say that I’m in between romances at the moment

As a self-described idealistic, I never consider myself as single. I like to say that I’m in between romances at the moment

Even though you’re single your idealistic and romantic nature stays. You love to imagine random romantic scenarios with your crushes in your mind. You are in a relationship but not really in one yet.

13 . I’ve been single for a while and I have to say, it’s going very well. Like… it’s working out. I think I’m the one

I’ve been single for a while and I have to say, it’s going very well. Like… it’s working out. I think I’m the one

When dating someone, even when you’re together you’re unhappy because their company isn’t liked enough. When you are alone, you’re happy because you like yourself. Self-love is the most fulfilling kind of love.

14 . I’d rather be alone than unhappy

I’d rather be alone than unhappy

You decide to yourself that you want to be single. You know that it has more benefits than dating and would be useful to you. When you’re single, life becomes better.

15 . I think, therefore I’m single

I think, therefore I’m single

You decide to yourself that you want to be single. You know that it has more benefits than dating and would be useful to you. When you’re single, life becomes better.

Epic Funny And Inspirational Quotes About Being Single

1. I’m single because I was born that way

2. Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility

3. I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it

4. Being single doesn’t necessarily mean you’re available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says “Do Not Disturb” on your heart

5. Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly

6. You are the guy who’ll decide where to go

7. I love being single. It’s almost like being rich

8. Being single is the only medicine you can take to cure yourself from the diseases of betrayal, infidelity and lies

9. Single (adjective) – Too fabulous to settle

10. I’m happy with my relationship status: I’m about to get married. I just don’t know to who yet

11. Your single not because you are not good enough for one, it’s that you’re too good for the wrong one

12. As a self-described idealistic, I never consider myself as single. I like to say that I’m in between romances at the moment

13. I’ve been single for a while and I have to say, it’s going very well. Like… it’s working out. I think I’m the one

14. I’d rather be alone than unhappy

15. I think, therefore I’m single

Chirag Malik

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