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The Most Epic Funny Quarantine Quotes

Funny quarantine quote
Me: This show is boring Boss: Again, this is a zoom conference
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Quarantine

" Me: This show is boring Boss: Again, this is a zoom conference "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date April 1, 2022
Funny Quarantine Quote
Pretty wild how we used to eat cake after someone had blown it, good times
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Quarantine

" Pretty wild how we used to eat cake after someone had blown it, good times "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date April 1, 2022
Quarantine Coronavirus Jokes
Prediction: There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of the QUARANTEENS
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Quarantine

" Prediction: There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of the QUARANTEENS "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date April 1, 2022
Quarantine Coronavirus Jokes
Every disaster movie starts with the government ignoring a scientist
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Quarantine

" Every disaster movie starts with the government ignoring a scientist "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date April 1, 2022
Quarantine Coronavirus Jokes
If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine you probably should’ve been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19.
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Quarantine

" If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine you probably should’ve been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19. "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date April 1, 2022
Quarantine Coronavirus Jokes
Day 2 without sports: Found a young lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she’s my wife. She seems nice.
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Quarantine

" Day 2 without sports: Found a young lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she’s my wife. She seems nice. "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date April 1, 2022
Quarantine Coronavirus Jokes
The owner of my gym just emailed a more thorough, detailed, thoughtful plan for dealing with corona virus than the President of United States
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Quarantine

" The owner of my gym just emailed a more thorough, detailed, thoughtful plan for dealing with corona virus than the President of United States "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date April 1, 2022
Quarantine Coronavirus Jokes
Mexico is considering closing its border to stop Americans bringing coronavirus into its country as US case count passes 2000
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Quarantine

" Mexico is considering closing its border to stop Americans bringing coronavirus into its country as US case count passes 2000 "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date April 1, 2022
Quarantine Coronavirus Jokes
This episode of black mirror sucks
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Quarantine

" This episode of black mirror sucks "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date April 1, 2022
Quarantine Coronavirus Jokes
Your Mission you choose to accept it, is to locate a roll of toilet paper. ‘This message will self-flush in 5 seconds. Good luck
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Quarantine

" Your Mission you choose to accept it, is to locate a roll of toilet paper. ‘This message will self-flush in 5 seconds. Good luck "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date April 1, 2022
Quarantine Coronavirus Jokes
Thirty days hath September, june and November and all the rest have Thirty-One, except april.. which has 4800!
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Quarantine

" Thirty days hath September, june and November and all the rest have Thirty-One, except april.. which has 4800! "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date April 1, 2022
Quarantine Funny Quote
Self quarantine to-do list: work on your side hustle; Binge your favourite show; Start that book you bought 5 years ago; Rack up some much needed nap time; learn a new tik tok dance.
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Quarantine

" Self quarantine to-do list: work on your side hustle; Binge your favourite show; Start that book you bought 5 years ago; Rack up some much needed nap time; learn a new tik tok dance "

  • Post author By Shubham
  • Post date April 1, 2022
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Quarantine day 18 at your home with your partner and you realise maybe karen at the office isn't so annoying after all
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Funny Quarantine

" Quarantine day 18 at your home with your partner and you realize maybe Karen at the office isn’t so annoying after all "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date May 12, 2020
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This quarantine needs to end. I'm coming a lot and my family is getting used to it.
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Funny Quarantine

" This quarantine needs to end. I’m coming a lot and my family is getting used to it. "

  • Post author By Aaryan Sharma
  • Post date May 12, 2020
Funny quarantine quotes
2020 be like: January February Quarantine December
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Funny Quarantine

" 2020 be like: January February Quarantine December "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date May 12, 2020
Quarantine Funny quote
Prediction: There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of the QUARANTEENS.
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Funny Quarantine

" Prediction: There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of the QUARANTEENS. "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date April 17, 2020
Quarantine Funny quote
Every disaster movie starts with the government ignoring a scientist
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Funny Quarantine

" Every disaster movie starts with the government ignoring a scientist "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date April 17, 2020
Quarantine Funny quote
If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine you probably should’ve been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19
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Funny Quarantine

" If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14-day quarantine you probably should’ve been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19 "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date April 17, 2020
Quarantine Funny quote
Day 2 without sports: Found a young lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she’s my wife. She seems nice.
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Funny Quarantine

" Day 2 without sports: Found a young lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she’s my wife. She seems nice. "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date April 17, 2020
Quarantine Funny quote
The owner of my gym just emailed a more thorough, detailed, thoughtful plan for dealing with corona virus than the President of United States
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Funny Quarantine

" The owner of my gym just emailed a more thorough, detailed, thoughtful plan for dealing with coronavirus than the President of the United States "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date April 17, 2020
Quarantine Funny quote
Mexico is considering closing its border to stop Americans bringing coronavirus into its country as US case count passes 2000.
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Funny Quarantine

" Mexico is considering closing its border to stop Americans bringing coronavirus into its country as US case count passes 2000. "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date April 17, 2020
Quarantine Funny quote
This episode of black mirror sucks
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Funny Quarantine

" This episode of black mirror sucks "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date April 17, 2020
Quarantine Funny quote
Your Mission you choose to accept it, is to locate a roll of toilet paper. ‘This message will self-flush in 5 seconds. Good luck.
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Funny Quarantine

" Your Mission you choose to accept it, is to locate a roll of toilet paper. ‘This message will self-flush in 5 seconds. Good luck. "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date April 17, 2020
Quarantine Funny quote
Thirty days hath September, june and November and all the rest have Thirty-One, except april.. which has 4800!
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Funny Quarantine

" Thirty days hath September, june and November and all the rest have Thirty-One, except april.. which has 4800! "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date April 17, 2020
Quarantine Funny Quote
Self quarantine to-do list: work on your side hustle; Binge your favourite show; Start that book you bought 5 years ago; Rack up some much needed nap time; learn a new tik tok dance.
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Funny Quarantine

" Self quarantine to-do list: work on your side hustle; Binge your favourite show; Start that book you bought 5 years ago; Rack up some much needed nap time; learn a new tik tok dance. "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date April 17, 2020
Funny quote
My mind is like an internet browser, 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don't know where the music is coming from
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Funny Quarantine

" My mind is like an internet browser, 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don’t know where the music is coming from "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date April 17, 2020
Funny Quotes
When quarantine is over, please invite me everywhere, I promise I'll go this time
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Funny Quarantine

" When quarantine is over, please invite me everywhere, I promise I’ll go this time "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date April 16, 2020
Funny quote
Day 6 of quarantine: I enjoy long, romantic walks to the fridge
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Funny Quarantine

" Day 6 of quarantine: I enjoy long, romantic walks to the fridge "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date March 27, 2020
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