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The Most Epic Funny Quotes of All Time

Funny Quote
Body type: Never skips dessert
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Funny

" Body type: Never skips dessert "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date March 19, 2020
Funny quote
Parents: Your room is a mess Me: You should see my life
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Funny

" Parents: Your room is a mess Me: You should see my life "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date March 18, 2020
Funny quote
People who watch horror movies for fun and sleep fine afterwards aren't really humans
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Funny

" People who watch horror movies for fun and sleep fine afterwards aren’t really humans "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date March 7, 2020
Life Quote
The most dangerous animal in the world is a silent woman smiling
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Funny Life

" The most dangerous animal in the world is a silent woman smiling "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date February 26, 2020
Life Quotes
At the end of each day, life should ask - do you want to save the changes ?
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Funny Life

" At the end of each day, life should ask – do you want to save the changes? "

  • Post author By Bhavya Gaur
  • Post date February 13, 2020
Funny quote
The night before the day off is more satisfying than the actual day off
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Funny Life

" The night before the day off is more satisfying than the actual day off "

  • Post author By MC Sid
  • Post date February 2, 2020
Life Quotes
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough
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Funny Life

" An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough "

  • Post author By Aaryan Sharma
  • Post date January 27, 2020
Life quote funny quote
I have this terrible habit of tucking my hair behind my ears and forgetting that when I do that I look like a potato
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Funny Life

" I have this terrible habit of tucking my hair behind my ears and forgetting that when I do that I look like a potato "

  • Post author By MC Sid
  • Post date January 25, 2020
Funny Quotes
There should be a calorie refund for things that didnt taste as good as you expected
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Funny Life

" There should be a calorie refund for things that didn’t taste as good as you expected "

  • Post author By MC Sid
  • Post date January 23, 2020
Life Quotes
I followed my heart it led me to the fridge
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Funny

" I followed my heart it led me to the fridge. "

  • Post author By Aaryan Sharma
  • Post date January 21, 2020
2904 life
When something goes wrong in your life, just yell 'plot twist' and move on
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Funny Life

" When something goes wrong in your life, just yell ‘plot twist’ and move on "

  • Post author By Aaryan Sharma
  • Post date January 21, 2020
Funny quotes
I dont trust children, they are here to replace us
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Funny

" I don’t trust children, they are here to replace us "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date January 17, 2020
Funny quotes
It is not easy to write thank you notes for the stuff you didn't want in the first place
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Funny

" It is not easy to write thank you notes for the stuff you didn’t want in the first place "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date January 9, 2020
Love Quotes
I always have a huge crush on someone I can never be with
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Funny Love

" I always have a huge crush on someone I can never be with "

  • Post author By Vansh Gulati
  • Post date January 6, 2020
Funny quotes
My motto is to sleep till I feel better
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Funny

" My motto is to sleep till I feel better "

  • Post author By Aaryan Sharma
  • Post date January 6, 2020
2874 funny
Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels.. Try it
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Funny Life

" Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels, Try it "

  • Post author By Vansh Gulati
  • Post date January 2, 2020
2870 funny
People say that alcohol cause many deaths, but they don't say how many people were born because of it
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Funny

" People say that alcohol cause many deaths, but they don’t say how many people were born because of it "

  • Post author By Aaryan Sharma
  • Post date December 31, 2019
2807 funny
If we should not be eating at night, why there is a light in the fridge
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Funny

" If we should not be eating at night, why there is a light in the fridge "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date November 22, 2019
2805 funny
Some people just need a high-five on the face, with a chair
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Funny

" Some people just need a high-five on the face, with a chair "

  • Post author By Aaryan Sharma
  • Post date November 21, 2019
2804 siblings/funny
Sometimes I feel ugly but then I look at my brother/sister and feel better about myself
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Funny

" Sometimes I feel ugly but then I look at my brother/sister and feel better about myself "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date November 20, 2019
best funny quotes
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Funny

" Epic Funny Quotes Vol 1 "

  • Post author By Vansh Gulati
  • Post date November 19, 2019
2802 funny
I may look like A potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll want me then
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Funny Inspirational

" I may look like A potato now, but one day I’ll turn into fries and you’ll want me then "

  • Post author By Aaryan Sharma
  • Post date November 19, 2019
Love Quotes
I am 99,9% sure my crush doesn't like me, but it's the 0.1% that keeps me going
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Funny Love

" I am 99,9% sure my crush doesn’t like me, but it’s the 0.1% that keeps me going "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date October 24, 2019
Love Quotes
If she never blocked you she never loved you
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Funny Love

" If she never blocked you she never loved you "

  • Post author By Vansh Gulati
  • Post date October 23, 2019
Love Quote
"No, you're right" Said no women ever .
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Funny

" “No, you’re right,” Said no women ever "

  • Post author By Aaryan Sharma
  • Post date October 23, 2019
2728 love
Sometimes god sends an ex back into your life to see if you are still stupid
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Funny

" Sometimes God sends an ex back into your life to see if you are still stupid "

  • Post author By Vansh Gulati
  • Post date October 23, 2019
2734 funny
I don't hate you, I'm just not necessarily fascinated about your existence
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Funny

" I don’t hate you, I’m just not necessarily fascinated about your existence "

  • Post author By MC Sid
  • Post date October 21, 2019
2735 funny
I refuse to answer you on the grounds that I don't want to
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Funny

" I refuse to answer you on the grounds that I don’t want to "

  • Post author By Vansh Gulati
  • Post date October 21, 2019

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