Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? -George Carlin Categories Authors & Celebrities George Carlin " Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? -George Carlin " Post author By Frady Lal Post date August 20, 2020
Always do whatever's next. -George Carlin Categories Authors & Celebrities George Carlin " Always do whatever’s next. -George Carlin " Post author By Frady Lal Post date August 20, 2020
There's no present, there's only the immediate future and the recent past. -George Carlin Categories Authors & Celebrities George Carlin " There’s no present, there’s only the immediate future and the recent past. -George Carlin " Post author By Frady Lal Post date August 20, 2020
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle, I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent. -George Carlin Categories Authors & Celebrities George Carlin " When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle, I’m sure it made the work seem that much more urgent. -George Carlin " Post author By Frady Lal Post date August 20, 2020
When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? -George Carlin Categories Authors & Celebrities George Carlin " When someone is impatient and says, ‘I haven’t got all day,’ I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? -George Carlin " Post author By Frady Lal Post date August 20, 2020
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. -George Carlin Categories Authors & Celebrities George Carlin " If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten. -George Carlin " Post author By Frady Lal Post date August 20, 2020
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right, as soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. -George Carlin Categories Authors & Celebrities George Carlin " Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right, as soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. -George Carlin " Post author By Frady Lal Post date August 20, 2020
People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think. -George Carlin Categories Authors & Celebrities George Carlin " People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think. -George Carlin " Post author By Frady Lal Post date August 20, 2020
Some people see the glass half full, others see it half empty, I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. -George Carlin Categories Authors & Celebrities George Carlin " Some people see the glass half full, others see it half empty, I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be. -George Carlin " Post author By Frady Lal Post date August 20, 2020
I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking, and apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions. -George Carlin Categories Authors & Celebrities George Carlin " I do this real moron thing, and it’s called thinking, and apparently I’m not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions. -George Carlin " Post author By Frady Lal Post date August 20, 2020
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that. -George Carlin Categories Authors & Celebrities George Carlin " Some people see things that are and ask, Why?Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not?Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that. -George Carlin " Post author By Frady Lal Post date August 20, 2020
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? -George Carlin Categories Authors & Celebrities George Carlin " If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? -George Carlin " Post author By Frady Lal Post date August 20, 2020
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. - George Carlin Categories Authors & Celebrities George Carlin " Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. – George Carlin " Post author By Frady Lal Post date August 20, 2020
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept. -George Carlin Categories Authors & Celebrities George Carlin " The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept. -George Carlin " Post author By Frady Lal Post date August 20, 2020
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