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Parks & Recreation

Ron Swanson quotes
The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. - Ron Swanson
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Parks & Recreation TV Series

" The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. – Ron Swanson "

  • Post author By Frady Lal
  • Post date August 25, 2020
Ron Swanson quotes
Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets. - Ron Swanson
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Parks & Recreation TV Series

" Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets. – Ron Swanson "

  • Post author By Frady Lal
  • Post date August 25, 2020
Ron Swanson quotes
Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. - Ron Swanson
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Parks & Recreation TV Series

" Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. – Ron Swanson "

  • Post author By Frady Lal
  • Post date August 25, 2020
Ron Swanson quotes
I’d wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures. - Ron Swanson
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Parks & Recreation TV Series

" I’d wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures. – Ron Swanson "

  • Post author By Frady Lal
  • Post date August 25, 2020
Ron Swanson quotes
I regret nothing. The end. - Ron Swanson
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Parks & Recreation TV Series

" I regret nothing. The end. – Ron Swanson "

  • Post author By Frady Lal
  • Post date August 25, 2020
Ron Swanson quotes
Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are useless. - Ron Swanson
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Parks & Recreation TV Series

" Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are useless. – Ron Swanson "

  • Post author By Frady Lal
  • Post date August 25, 2020
Ron Swanson quotes
If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party. - Ron Swanson
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Parks & Recreation TV Series

" If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party. – Ron Swanson "

  • Post author By Frady Lal
  • Post date August 25, 2020
Ron Swanson quotes
When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them. - Ron Swanson
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Parks & Recreation TV Series

" When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them. – Ron Swanson "

  • Post author By Frady Lal
  • Post date August 25, 2020
Ron Swanson quotes
I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
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Parks & Recreation TV Series

" I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food. – Ron Swanson "

  • Post author By Frady Lal
  • Post date August 25, 2020
Ron Swanson quotes
Don’t start chasing applause and acclaim. That way lies madness. - Ron Swanson
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Parks & Recreation TV Series

" Don’t start chasing applause and acclaim. That way lies madness. – Ron Swanson "

  • Post author By Frady Lal
  • Post date August 25, 2020
Ron Swanson quotes
When I eat, it is the food that is scared. - Ron Swanson
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Parks & Recreation TV Series

" When I eat, it is the food that is scared. – Ron Swanson "

  • Post author By Frady Lal
  • Post date August 25, 2020
Ron Swanson quotes
Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something. - Ron Swanson
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Parks & Recreation TV Series

" Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something. – Ron Swanson "

  • Post author By Frady Lal
  • Post date August 25, 2020
Ron Swanson quotes
Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing. - Ron Swanson
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Parks & Recreation TV Series

" Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing. – Ron Swanson "

  • Post author By Frady Lal
  • Post date August 25, 2020
Ron Swanson quotes
There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk. - Ron Swanson
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Parks & Recreation TV Series

" There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk. – Ron Swanson "

  • Post author By Frady Lal
  • Post date August 25, 2020
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