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The Most Epic Funny Quotes of All Time

Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future
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Funny Love Uncategorized

" Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date June 11, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
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Funny Love Uncategorized

" Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date June 11, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
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Funny Love Uncategorized

" Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper! "

  • Post author By Vansh Gulati
  • Post date June 11, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I’ll always agree with you
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Funny Love Uncategorized

" Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I’ll always agree with you "

  • Post author By MC Sid
  • Post date June 11, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
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Funny Love Uncategorized

" Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date June 11, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
If you were a Youtube ad I wouldn’t skip
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Funny Love Uncategorized

" If you were a Youtube ad I wouldn’t skip "

  • Post author By MC Sid
  • Post date June 11, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me
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Funny Love Uncategorized

" You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date June 11, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find
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Funny Love Uncategorized

" I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date June 11, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
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Funny Love Uncategorized

" Do you have a name or can I call you mine? "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date June 11, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
funny marriage quotes
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war
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Funny

" Marriage is an adventure, like going to war "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date June 9, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
funny marriage quotes
All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble
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Funny

" All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble "

  • Post author By MC Sid
  • Post date June 9, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
funny marriage quotes
All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble
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Funny

" All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble "

  • Post author By Aaryan Sharma
  • Post date June 9, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
funny marriage quotes
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery
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Funny

" Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date June 9, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
funny marriage quotes
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once
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Funny

" The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once "

  • Post author By Aaryan Sharma
  • Post date June 9, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
funny quarantine quote
2020 is a unique leap year, It has 29 days in February, 300 Days in March, 5 years in April, A Decade in May and A Century in June
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Funny

" 2020 is a unique leap year, It has 29 days in February, 300 Days in March, 5 years in April, A Decade in May and A Century in June "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date May 29, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
Funny Quote
I fully support any type of marriage that doesn't involve me
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Funny

" I fully support any type of marriage that doesn’t involve me "

  • Post author By Vansh Gulati
  • Post date May 26, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
Funny Quotes
I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it
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Funny Life

" I don’t exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I’d drink it "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date May 26, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
Life Quote
It's okay if someone doesn't like you, not everybody has good taste
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Funny Life

" It’s okay if someone doesn’t like you, not everybody has good taste "

  • Post author By MC Sid
  • Post date May 26, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
Funny Quote
My brain is like the bermuda Triangle, information goes in and then it is never found again
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Funny

" My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle, information goes in and then it is never found again "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date May 26, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
Funny Quote
My handwriting varies: Page 1: Excellent Page 2: Fine Page 3: Language Change
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Funny

" My handwriting varies: Page 1: Excellent Page 2: Fine Page 3: Language Change "

  • Post author By Aaryan Sharma
  • Post date May 25, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
Funny quote
Parents are only humble when you're teaching then how to use electronics, you can even send them to bring water for you
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Funny

" Parents are only humble when you’re teaching then how to use electronics, you can even send them to bring water for you "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date May 19, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
A woman can love you till death and still not talk to you understand that
A woman can love you till death and still not talk to you understand that
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Epic Quotes Main Funny Love

" A woman can love you till death and still not talk to you understand that "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date May 18, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
Funny quote
This is a weird age! Half of my friends are in a serious relationship and the other half are drunk or high by 3 PM
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Funny Life

" This is a weird age! Half of my friends are in a serious relationship and the other half are drunk or high by 3 PM "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date May 16, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
Funny quote
Quarantine day 18 at your home with your partner and you realise maybe karen at the office isn't so annoying after all
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Funny Quarantine

" Quarantine day 18 at your home with your partner and you realize maybe Karen at the office isn’t so annoying after all "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date May 12, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
Funny quote
This quarantine needs to end. I'm coming a lot and my family is getting used to it.
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Funny Quarantine

" This quarantine needs to end. I’m coming a lot and my family is getting used to it. "

  • Post author By Aaryan Sharma
  • Post date May 12, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
Funny quarantine quotes
2020 be like: January February Quarantine December
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Funny Quarantine

" 2020 be like: January February Quarantine December "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date May 12, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
Life Quote
I'll never be able to understand why I randomly stop talking to people
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Funny Life

" I’ll never be able to understand why I randomly stop talking to people "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date May 11, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
Funny quarantine quote
Me: This show is boring Boss: Again, this is a zoom conference
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Funny

" Me: This show is boring Boss: Again, this is a zoom conference "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date May 9, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
Funny Quarantine Quote
Pretty wild how we used to eat cake after someone had blown it, good times
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Funny

" Pretty wild how we used to eat cake after someone had blown it, good times "

  • Post author By Chirag Malik
  • Post date May 9, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting
Funny Quote
Friendship is just giving each other the same advice back and forth and no one taking it
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Friends Funny

" Friendship is just giving each other the same advice back and forth and no one taking it "

  • Post author By MC Sid
  • Post date May 8, 2020
  • Tags Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting

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