15 Hysterically John Mulaney Quotes to Make You Rofl!

John Mulaney quotes

John Mulaney is an American comedian, actor, writer and producer, well known for Saturday Night Live and several stand up specials such as The Top Part, New in Town, The Comeback Kid, and Kid Gorgeous. Besides voice acting as Peter Porker in the Academy Award-winning film Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse and Andrew Glouberman in Big Mouth, he also created and starred in his semi-autobiographical series, Mulaney.

1 . The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time. -John Mulaney

The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time. -John Mulaney

The more experience you have, the more you learn about life. Gradually, you become better at dealing with setbacks and challenges.

2 . You can’t always see both sides of the story, eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. -John Mulaney

You can't always see both sides of the story, eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. -John Mulaney

When you are unable to see certain things from a different perspective, it is better to be content with the whatever you know and move on.

3 . You can do good work simply staying up all night and eating nothing but junk food, but probably not in the long term. -John Mulaney

You can do good work simply staying up all night and eating nothing but junk food, but probably not in the long term. -John Mulaney

Completing short term goals might give you temporary happiness but don’t be ignorant of your long term goals. Learn to be persistent if you want to be successful.

4 . The chance to see so many different cities, let alone perform in them, is something I am really grateful for. -John Mulaney

The chance to see so many different cities, let alone perform in them, is something I am really grateful for. -John Mulaney

It is important to remember and be grateful for everything that helps you achieve your dreams. Never let success get to your head because neither success nor failure is permanent.

5 . You want to learn lessons from it, and you want to move on, and you want to move on too fast. -John Mulaney

You want to learn lessons from it, and you want to move on, and you want to move on too fast. -John Mulaney

Instead of dwelling on your past and regretting your mistakes, it is better to move on from them. Let go of everything that’s holding you back from moving forward.

6 . I don’t make plans anymore, so I’m not living minute to minute. -John Mulaney

I don't make plans anymore, so I'm not living minute to minute. -John Mulaney

You don’t need to make plans for every single minute of your day. Going with the flow can help you enjoy the little moments in life.

7 . I was a real extrovert when I was little, but I don’t know, I just got quieter. -John Mulaney

I was a real extrovert when I was little, but I don't know, I just got quieter. -John Mulaney

Our personality changes as we grow older. This can be due to environmental factors. We learn to react differently to different situations.

8 . I like making fun of myself a lot, I like being made fun of, too, I’ve always enjoyed it. -John Mulaney

I like making fun of myself a lot, I like being made fun of, too, I've always enjoyed it. -John Mulaney

Some people don’t get offended when others make fun of them. They tend to take it lightly and just laugh it off.

9 . Just because you’re accurate doesn’t mean you’re interesting. -John Mulaney

Just because you’re accurate doesn’t mean you’re interesting. -John Mulaney

Being an expert at everything does not make you more interesting. Always being serious and accurate can become boring too.

10 . I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I’ll die. -John Mulaney

I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I’ll die. -John Mulaney

Bottling up your emotions is very dangerous for your well-being. You need to release your repressed feelings before it takes a toll on your health.

11 . It’s 100% easier not to do things than to do them. -John Mulaney

It’s 100% easier not to do things than to do them. -John Mulaney

Even though doing nothing seems like the easiest option, you must realise that it will not help you achieve your goals either. In order to live meaningfully, you should have a purpose in life.

12 . You should be able to say I don’t know. -John Mulaney

You should be able to say I don’t know. -John Mulaney

It is not right to share incomplete knowledge with others. Being a pseudo intellectual can be misleading and make you look foolish.

13 . I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting. -John Mulaney

I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting. -John Mulaney

As we grow up, we become less creative. Children are more interesting because they say whatever comes to their mind without worrying too much.

14 . Things don’t exist until they exist. -John Mulaney

Things don't exist until they exist. -John Mulaney

In order to make something happen, it is important to first start working at it. It’s okay to dream big if you’re really determined to achieve it.

15 . People having expectations maybe means they’ve enjoyed what I’ve done. -John Mulaney

People having expectations maybe means they've enjoyed what I've done. -John Mulaney

When you do great, people start expecting even greater things from you. This motivates you to not just fulfill their but also your own hopes and dreams.

15 Hysterically John Mulaney Quotes to Make You Rofl!

1. The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time. -John Mulaney

2. You can’t always see both sides of the story, eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. -John Mulaney

3. You can do good work simply staying up all night and eating nothing but junk food, but probably not in the long term. -John Mulaney

4. The chance to see so many different cities, let alone perform in them, is something I am really grateful for. -John Mulaney

5. You want to learn lessons from it, and you want to move on, and you want to move on too fast. -John Mulaney

6. I don’t make plans anymore, so I’m not living minute to minute. -John Mulaney

7. I was a real extrovert when I was little, but I don’t know, I just got quieter. -John Mulaney

8. I like making fun of myself a lot, I like being made fun of, too, I’ve always enjoyed it. -John Mulaney

9. Just because you’re accurate doesn’t mean you’re interesting. -John Mulaney

10. I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I’ll die. -John Mulaney

11. It’s 100% easier not to do things than to do them. -John Mulaney

12. You should be able to say I don’t know. -John Mulaney

13. I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting. -John Mulaney

14. Things don’t exist until they exist. -John Mulaney

15. People having expectations maybe means they’ve enjoyed what I’ve done. -John Mulaney

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